I'm a part time scribbler and full time amateur.
  • littlesammythemoose:

    pretty sure the westboro baptist church think about gay sex more than gay people think about gay sex

    (via norwegian-would)

    • Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
    • Child: We'll wake up the books.
    • Parent: That's right.
  • ohawkguy:

     HOGWARTS FOUNDERS → HELGA HUFFLEPUFF

    Professor Helga Hufflepuff was a witch of medieval times and was one of the four founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. While the other founders chose to have special students, Hufflepuff accepted them all, but the students of her house are described as loyal and hard-working. It is unknown when she died. Helga’s portrait remains at Hogwarts.

    Helga Hufflepuff was one of the four founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She was a friend of Rowena Ravenclaw. Hufflepuff helped to build the school and admitted students into her House that were loyal, fair, and unafraid of hard work. While the other founders took students based on either ambition, bravery, or intelligence, Helga Hufflepuff took the rest, treating them all equally and teaching them all she knew. She brought people from different backgrounds together to help in the building of the school and was known for her charming ways. [x]

    (via yelenasbelova)

  • newwavenova:

    hannahmalcrackers:

    spcsnaptags:

    wolvensnothere:

    kurtiswiebe:

    This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

    Yup.

    So this.

    I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

    Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

    One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

    There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

    I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

    There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

    And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

    It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

    Family guy is really shitty and self-righteous while misogynistic and uhh yeah no

    Family Guy is literally a show about a toxic household with an abusive father portrayed as comedy. I have been trying for the longest time to figure out what bothers me about that show so much for so long. Thank you.

    (Source: fyspringfield.com, via 19nuggetsncounting)

  • ruukkii:

    comecticut:

    ericapuff:

    today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table

    ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)

    and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air

    like you can think i’m lying, i would, but

    image

    ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS

    WHAT DID SHE SAY?

    (via thisblogisnotgoodforyou)

  • becausewhynoteathumans:

    im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

    (via joshpeck)