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  • alekshdfilms:

    one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

    (Source: mitchkaplan, via bastille)

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  • thesociopathwithabox:

    therepublicofrapunzel:

    Having trouble breaking up with someone???
    1. Lean in for a kiss
    2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
    3. Say “Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you”
    4. Walk away and let them die
     

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  • doctorsherlocklokison:

    im-depressed-but-funny:

    unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

    For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

    This is why punctuation was created

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  • carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

    videohall:

    This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

    this is so fucking relaxing

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  • marylovesbooks:

    soulpunc:

    "oh, hey what are you reading?"
    *shows book cover*

    "what’s it about?"
    *mumbles unintelligibly*

    (via potter-merlin)

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  • are you ready?

    (Source: thetwelfthdr, via potter-merlin)

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  • fairhies:

    If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

    (via guy)

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  • Chris Pratt worked with Marvel and Children’s Miracle Network Hospital to arrange a special screening of Guardians of the Galaxy for patients, families and staff at Children’s Hospital Los Angeles Wednesday. While the movie played, Pratt snuck out and dressed up as his character, Star-Lord. He spent more than three hours in full costume and handed out movie-themed toys. Pratt also visited patients in the Bone Marrow Transplant Unit, the Children’s Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases, and the Pediatric ICU, as they were too sick to join the movie screening that afternoon.

    Pratt spent extra time with one patient, Dylan Prunty, who is a longtime Lego fan and recognized the actor’s voice from The Lego Movie. They spent about 10 minutes reciting different scenes from the film.

    (Source: leepacey, via neverhadafriendlikegenie)

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